AW YEAH 96: Halfway Thru the Summer

Recorded on June 23, 2014

Sports Portion of the Show
Franco charges that Johnny doesn't like the musk of a male. Artie points out that women are attracted to the natural fearmones of a man. Alan Moore likely smells just as bad, Scoot says, from crawling around in all those toilets.

Henry Cavill's fearmones, on the other hand, smell like CAN-DAY!

Scoot's Trip to Italy
He sees Clancos.

"Ten Celebrity Restaurants That Failed"
After Franco reads the first item, a storm takes Franco out of commission. Artie, meanwhile, discovers the board game Guess Who and recounts the tie that he folded his brother Pat into the foldaway sofa. Johnny refuses Artie's suggestion that he take it out. Stan Lee then asks if Artie's brother was freeze-dried in the sofa.

Power Restored
Where's ARLISS?

Alfred got the Blue Disease from Mr. Freeze.

Sam Waterston, with his eyebrows and his face, created "Calvin and Hobbes."